Shoe babies, are shoes in fact. But they do not come from your typical shoe factory. Their is a quick and easy process in which to create shoe babies.
1) Put Shoe Lace on penis
2) Insert penis in vagina (sex)
3) Have a Little Fun
4) Allow Shoe Lace Fibers to Inter-mix with vagina fibers.
TA-DA you now have shoe babies.
That is the process, while the actual concept is quite difficult.
In order to actually produce shoe babies, you must allow the shoe lace fibers to inter mix with what we call the object fibers.
This Method was discovered by Dr. Thornburg & tested on Dr. Hudson
1) Put Shoe Lace on penis
2) Insert penis in vagina (sex)
3) Have a Little Fun
4) Allow Shoe Lace Fibers to Inter-mix with vagina fibers.
TA-DA you now have shoe babies.
That is the process, while the actual concept is quite difficult.
In order to actually produce shoe babies, you must allow the shoe lace fibers to inter mix with what we call the object fibers.
This Method was discovered by Dr. Thornburg & tested on Dr. Hudson
by Spazznamedkendall March 19, 2009
Get the Shoe Babies mug. A race of people that are so poor they have to eat their own babies, if they dont have a pregnant women they will try to steal the next door neighbours babies and for this reason they are always at war with their next door neighbours
Grealis: i have no money, i need food
Hayden:You can eat one of my babies just a minute
*Hayden has a baby*
Hayden:here you go
*Bram steals the baby thinking its a wheelchair*
Grealis: dam i really wanted that if it wasnt for the cripplazi
thanks hayden dempster
hayden:dont worry i no your a member of the baby eaters tribe
Hayden:You can eat one of my babies just a minute
*Hayden has a baby*
Hayden:here you go
*Bram steals the baby thinking its a wheelchair*
Grealis: dam i really wanted that if it wasnt for the cripplazi
thanks hayden dempster
hayden:dont worry i no your a member of the baby eaters tribe
by harrrissson robberrrts June 30, 2009
Get the Baby eatersmug. Some Florida yenta who takes her kids to soccer practice, votes conservative, supports the troops, always pays her taxes and sends her kids to some faggot ass catholic school. Everything from guns to cars to meat to drugs are considered the anti christ. They pray all day but just gossip about how much better they are than everyone else, eat kashi with evelyn and dotty ,go power walking with glow in the dark ski poles and believe everything priests, politicians, and journalists tell them. This commonly leads to bull shit women's lib protests about how people are offended by everything these days.
If you have a kid who has to wear a helmet on his bike, be in before sundown, not watch cartoons, have no girlfriends, dress identicaly at school, and be deprived of the world outside the flag waving jesus freak bubble you've created you're a no good scumbag Media Baby.
by The Docfather January 16, 2006
Get the Media Babymug. by JOYKED January 18, 2008
Get the Baby Joemug. A very small penis with a lot of pubes around it to where it barely pokes out; this resembles a baby bird in a nest.
Paul: So how was last night susan?
Susan: Disappointing... I think I got second hand crotch itch from Jacob's little baby bird.
Susan: Disappointing... I think I got second hand crotch itch from Jacob's little baby bird.
by 33337333 March 3, 2009
Get the Baby Birdmug. A gold digger pretending to be a broke ass college girl. Usually owns chanel, and gucci, or anything italian.
On a normal day:
sugar baby: *eyes the pockets of some random millionaire* ayy wanna hang awwt?
random: no mate.
sugar baby: well i saw your pockets.
random: oh these? *pulls out money* here you go. some play money. wanna hang out?
sugar baby: oh no i remember my friend calling me about a reunion sorry.
random: gold digging ho-bitch
sugar baby: *eyes the pockets of some random millionaire* ayy wanna hang awwt?
random: no mate.
sugar baby: well i saw your pockets.
random: oh these? *pulls out money* here you go. some play money. wanna hang out?
sugar baby: oh no i remember my friend calling me about a reunion sorry.
random: gold digging ho-bitch
by watdafuq January 8, 2019
Get the sugar babymug. 1) These babycakes aren't even cooked! It's just dough with handprints on it.
2) John: These baby cakes are delicious! What's the secret ingredient?
Stuart: Well I hung arounf an abortion clinic claiming that I was collecting foetuses for embryonic stem cell research.
John: *spits out cake*
2) John: These baby cakes are delicious! What's the secret ingredient?
Stuart: Well I hung arounf an abortion clinic claiming that I was collecting foetuses for embryonic stem cell research.
John: *spits out cake*
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
Get the baby cakesmug.