horse-faced axe battle anal rampage

When a human axe battle rampages a horse faced woman/man
or child's anal cavity

axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging

Dude did you here lorin had horse-faced axe battle anal rampage sex with julia?

by dick milfier January 13, 2008

Anal Osama Bin Ladin

An Oral Osama Bin Ladin is a sexual activity where a man whose testicles resemble Osama Bin Ladin's beard are inserted into a women's anal rectum and the hair from the penis tickles the women in a pleasurable way to make her defecate onto the pubic hair now resembling the way Osama Bin Ladin's beard looked like with mud on it when he was found from hiding.

"Man Jenny let me give her an awesome Anal Osama Bin Ladin and then got mad at me for it later."

by codyflitballzandjakehomo July 20, 2009

recto warping butt munching anal lube

Something i made up

Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube

by Chris Porter October 22, 2003

Irish Anal Beads

Anal beads made out of several potatoes strung together.

"I needed to 'warm myself up' before the orgy, so I inserted my Irish Anal Beads an hour before the party" said Sark O'Mullivan

by Sark O'Mullivan December 9, 2012

Analee

Analee is a short person. Usually Really shy at the begining but warms up to you. A nice girl who is really pretty with especially a cute smile.

Jakob: Damn do you she that short hot chick?

erik: Yeah thats an Analee

by Analeelover 69 July 14, 2021

Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

by Hunter October 23, 2004

anal bang-bang-cho-cho-train

Another name for anal sex.

Bill: "Hey Steve, how long until you give Jill the old anal bang-bang-cho-cho-train?"

Steve: " I tried last night but she squealed and bled everywhere."

by stevensinski November 29, 2009