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shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli
BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021
mugGet the shit stuck up my crackmug.

Crack mouth

a distinguishable feature on every crackhead. in which the crack head has a slim jaw and no teeth.
you can tell he's a crackhead look he has crack mouth.
by MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOp May 5, 2018
mugGet the Crack mouthmug.

Crack

Crack is something the hobo was trying to heat up with a spoon and a lighter it wasn’t serial
Jimmy loves crack he does it off your moms back!
mugGet the Crackmug.

Cracking The Celery

A phrase meaning pulling an all-nighter to do schoolwork.
Man, did you study for the physics test today?

Yeah, I was cracking the celery HARD last night.
by Zizoman123 April 25, 2021
mugGet the Cracking The Celerymug.

Mask-Crack

When one wears their mask in much the same way a plumber wears his jeans so that the mask is below the nose.
Too many people are wearing their mask the way that teenagers wear their jeans, I'm seeing too much mask-crack.
by Mickeydee23 September 30, 2020
mugGet the Mask-Crackmug.

Crack

by Physicians March 17, 2021
mugGet the Crackmug.

Crack pick

A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.
I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!
by Lady Applesauce December 9, 2020
mugGet the Crack pickmug.

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