The Two Beats

The Two Beats is an amazing Beatles cover channel on YouTube! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TWO BEATS TODAY!! 😎😎😎

Oh my goodness did you see The Two Beats new Beatles cover?!! It's amazing!!

by Mateyman123 December 30, 2023

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into the other's eyes.

Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

Two Tone Tom

Someone with a really bad farmer’s tan.

“Jesus Billy, you lookin like a Two Tone Tom right now. Go to the beach and even that tan out!”

by coopertone July 16, 2022

Tichu for Two

A sneaky, two-player version of the classic card game Tichu, typically played by four people. Often used as a covert excuse for two individuals to meet up and spend time together, usually under the guise of "just playing cards." Commonly employed when one or both parties are trying to keep their budding romance on the down-low from their friends.

Bro, I walked in on them playing Tichu for Two in the coffee shop, and Julia was blushing so hard she couldn’t even play the Phoenix card right

by mothy123 February 2, 2025

déjà two

The simultaneous feeling of having a déjà vu event about the same déjà vu event.

Kai felt he was having déjà two, experiencing déjà vu of having déjà vu about the present moment.

by Rhondaa November 29, 2021

Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.

Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!

by KoolKStreet August 1, 2021

Two faced

When someone acts friendly to your face but the moment u turn your back they talk shit about u

Tiffany: I cant believe Nathans girlfriend would go with him his so ugly. (Sees Nathan on the other aile) Oh hey Nathan how are u doing buddy.
Me and my friend: shes so two faced

by I hate Walmart August 22, 2018