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old spaghetti

When a man's dick is old and flaccid, so it peels off in little spaghetti like pieces. Really a very nasty thing.
"Hey,old chap. Looks like I've got me some old spaghetti."
"Now isn't that terrible, my good sir!"
by zxcboy888 December 6, 2012
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Old Man Derangement Syndrome

(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...

(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".

Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.

Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
by HatesOldManFlipFlopping November 9, 2012
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old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded
My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.
by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012
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Old News Feed

When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.
Don: Did you hear about Franks mom?

Paul: Man, that's Old News Feed, she's always been hot.
by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 25, 2012
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old bidi

by michael hulme December 23, 2011
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Old Southern White

A dog, usually white with a black colored eye, Petey from little rascals was an old southern white. also known by other names, White English, Old English Whites, Old Country Bulldogs, Old Southern Whites, Alabama Bulldogs, Georgia Giants and American Pit Bulldogs
Petey was an old southern white not a pitbull!
by mongo420 December 28, 2011
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Old Oak Tree

slang term that teenagers use before meeting up for a sketchy social gathering in a mysterious location
Guy: hey wanna go smoke some kush

Guy 2:yea sure meet me behind the old oak tree
by iimZaach March 7, 2011
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