An individual that wakes up cranky, unsociable and irritated, taking their frustrations out on others.
My daughter knew she had to wake up early this morning for her doctor's appointment, instead she chose to stay on Tik Tok until 4am, waking up as a sleepless dragon!
by Creativelingo July 26, 2020

A fantastical synonym for Bullshit, Horseshit, etc. Used to describe an undesirable situation or outcome.
Dungeon Master: Roll for initiative.
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!
by MadMark255 December 13, 2024

A "brown dragon" is when someone shits in his/her partners mouth and uppercutting them afterwards so that the poop comes out of the nose.
Dude she wanted me to give her a "brown dragon".
The man gave his girlfriend a "brown dragon" as they were experimenting with different sex positions.
The man gave his girlfriend a "brown dragon" as they were experimenting with different sex positions.
by Jonathan Michaelson November 19, 2018

by ThundercatHo December 13, 2021

by ThoseGuysWithYourMom May 6, 2022

An animal that comes from the imagination
You know, it's not scientifically proven that dragons were ever real .-.
Or unicorns and mermaids.
You know, it's not scientifically proven that dragons were ever real .-.
Or unicorns and mermaids.
Dragons only come from your imagination.
But what about unicorns? I mean, which is more believable, a horse with a horn or a leopard-horse-cow?
But what about unicorns? I mean, which is more believable, a horse with a horn or a leopard-horse-cow?
by Me Is The Cookie That Is Dead May 27, 2019

A vile liquid sold by school cafeterias to be a vegetable. It consists of sweet potato juice and other grotesque liquids
by General Serb Nationalist January 25, 2024
