A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.
Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
by thepranxter March 21, 2018
Get the crack turtlemug. When you take a crack hit and a hot rail and hold them both in together until you get an AB bell ringer.
Did you see Angie take that hot rail? Yeah! Did you see BJ take that crack-hit? Yeah! Did you see them both take that hot-rail and that crack-hit at the same time? Yeah! That's the AB bell ringer aka the AB crack-rail.
by Angie from the block June 11, 2024
Get the The AB Crack-railmug. A name colloquially used to refer to coffee in the American prison system.
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show
by Bigmacmeal April 21, 2018
Get the prison crackmug. by Thubby_master August 9, 2020
Get the Crack-tivitiesmug. April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan
by Uwukitten4x April 14, 2025
Get the National Crack Kylan daymug. by Cracked Donkey October 25, 2019
Get the Fubba Crackmug.