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Quid Bro Quo

When a compromise or proposal is offered between Bros in accordance with proper Brotocol, often relating to who gets which chick at a bar, or perhaps an exchange of currency for a deed requiring courage and awesomeness.
Bro 1: I dare you to ask that chick out with your pants down Bro.

Bro 2: Quid Bro Quo, I'll do it for $10.

Bro 1: I accept your Broposal.
by holmzi November 29, 2010
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only if bro does

an expression commonly used to express that one will only do something if the Bro does.
"yo, are you gonna go to that dance with those skanks?"
"only if bro does."
by mr. malaka January 28, 2009
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Cool Story Bro

This term can be used, within the company of those you are close with, to in fact, congratulate a bro on a good story.
JLT: And that's how Frodo destroyed the ring
Everyone else: Cool story bro.
by pppoe December 11, 2012
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Bro Code 3069

Bro law clearly states that if you spell a word incorrectly you have 10 seconds to spell it right or the opposite party Loses.
Way to Bro Code 3069 that bro
by SwarlesBarkly January 23, 2011
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Je na bro

Abbreviation in a sophsticated French accent for "It's your night bro". Phrase used indicate that a lay is on the cards.
Dude, Naomi keeps on with the FMEs}. She is hot for you. Its je na bro!
by meat n 2 veg December 25, 2008
mugGet the Je na bromug.

Jo Bro Special

The act of breaking up with your significant other via text message.
Taylor Swift got the the Jo Bro special from Joe Jonas.
by PDESIL April 21, 2010
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Cool story bro

The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground.

As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
":M---|---< DUCKMAN! :M-|-< ASIAN DUCKMAN!"

"Cool story bro."
by LJonesy October 6, 2011
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