If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings

His name is Dayne Clif and ever person with this name wrecks houses

That guy is such a house House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings

by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023

Go Waffle House

A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

“Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House

Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”

by Gspspinone January 11, 2023

Auntie house

When you come to work or anywhere high. Almost everyone have that one Auntie you can smoke with

Look at her , she just came from auntie house

by Liptip January 11, 2023

Randi Houses

It is impossible to concode a goal on rocket league when someone has said Randi Houses (Round the Houses). This is when the defensive mastermind plays it from one back corner to the other over the goal.

Chris at front Post under ball: "Randi Houses"

Others: "oooooooooooiiiiiiiiii)

by jmaphillips January 13, 2023

man house

lacey’s house (the word mansion and house put together).

lacey lives in a man house.

by lacey’s dog November 24, 2023

Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog

I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face

by anonymous November 25, 2023