Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025

Turkey Sandwich

1. A crude word for a lack luster masturbation

"I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"

by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025

Turkmen Knee Sandwich

When someone jabs you with their knee and elbow to make a forced crescent shape

Jason was being an asshole to Jacob, so Jacob gave him a turkmen knee sandwich

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

Bur Sandwich

almost never used but is the same as saying “sike” just better and informing the party your joking

“david doesn’t like guys… Bur sandwich”

by lilsike321 August 19, 2025

Bur Sandwich

the same as saying “sike” when making a statement or telling a story

“david doesn’t like guys… Bur sandwich”

by lilsike321 August 19, 2025

Broccoli Sandwich

Broccoli sandwich.
When two chicks with prolapsed anuses scissor each other's butt holes on top of a guy penis while he's wearing a dick sleeve.

I heard those two white girls made some black guy a "broccoli sandwich", last Saturday after they met him at the club.

by FHSJK420 August 25, 2025

Tomato Sandwich

Replaces any swear words commonly used in a social or workplace environment to make them more socially acceptable or applicable.

Tomato Sandwich my life…

by Chabanger August 27, 2025