If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 1, 2021

shit-and-run

When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.

"Dude, DO NOT go in there. Someone just did the biggest shit-and-run I've ever seen."

by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009

butter runs

Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.

Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.

by pizzleboy November 25, 2023

Running twack

Smoking meth excessively

Me: She lost so much weight since I saw her last

Friend:bro she’s a twack-star she’s been running twack since high school

by ETCB14 June 26, 2022

A Barron Run

A Barron Run

Typically used to describe any period of time for Manchester United outside the Legendary reigns of the Sir's Busby and Ferguson. Commonly recognised as business as usual or our usual as we refer to it A Barron Run

by Another pseudonymal November 2, 2021

Buns to the runs.

Phrase. When one has runs coming out of their buns.

"Got the buns to the runs my man...buns to the runs."

by Billy the fucker January 3, 2014

Inside-the-park home run

Doing a #2 in a public urinal.

From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."

by Kefteniglo February 14, 2017