The Golden Rule

One of those classic "viable only in theory" philosophies that doesn't stand up in the real world.

Two huge problems with The Golden Rule are:

(1) You cannot know what someone else prefers, so if you try to do for him what you yourself like, this does not mean that said choice of actions will be at all pleasant/agreeable for him.
(2) Few folks are actually going "practice the Golden Rule back to you", so if you attempt to "do the right thing" and give someone what you would want if you were in his shoes, he will likely just view you as a foolish sucker and take shamelessly advantage of you --- he will simply "take, take, take" from you till he's totally drained you dry, then stomp off in a huff without even a single word of appreciation or acknowledgement, and feelinglessly look for his next naive soft-heart whom he can exploitingly victimize for his own selfsish personal gain.

The Golden Rule by QuacksO April 5, 2019

Send nudes rule: 

The “send nudes” rule applies to the internet trend of sending someone elaborate pictures or videos with the hidden message of asking them to send you intimate photos of themselves.

The rule here is, if the person receiving the request for nudes is forced into enough laughter to not be offended by the request then that person must succumb to the request and send the requests nudes.

SEND NUDES RULE:
Brad: Hey Sarah, send nudes!

Sarah: Haha you’re so funny Brad!

Brad: According to the sends nudes rule you have to send me nudes now!

Sarah: Ok Brad, you earned them! *sends Brad nudes*

Send nudes rule: by Jeff Epstein November 25, 2019

runescape 

Once I saw the light i quit this game, at the moment the people who play this game still need a mum or dad. Andrew Gower who is apparently #31 richest in the world, has got all his customers to worship him.

Runescape is a MMORPG based in the old times, people chat about it and have fun on it. The fucktarded thing with it is that Jagex do not give a shit about it, .

Along with that, there are Quests and Minigames which you can play including: Castle Wars, God Wars and Pest Control. With that there are skills and combat where you can indulge in. Cooking is the main skill and is favourited by "skillers".

Making friends on runescape is so easy, just ask some gay retarded 3 year old to be your friend and he will say "yes plz, plz free stuff". The players of it have now become zombies and cannot wait to try out their new tactics as soon as they get home. 50 year olds play the game to get a pixel friend or wife. This is the lamest thing ever, a wedding in pixel form.

It's the most addicting game and the hardest to quit, it has connections with WoW but personally I think WoW is much better.

PKing, short for player killing is famous, so famous that Jagex decided to remove it. Before this update, you could kill people at get their items and teleport or run to safety, or share items with your PKing partner.

Membership is waste, $5 a month and you get more benefits which are shit and don't matter. £3.20 or so for the UK. Phone and Mail are used to get member pins.

Macroers are Andrew Gower's wives they spoil the game for him that he gets a spaz attack and ruins the game. If you start this game, then you better quit for the best. This game was amazing at first, but as you get on its actually boring.

Videos of runescape is all over the web and almost impossible to avoid when searching for some stuff. Players of Runescape type in 1337 all the time.

Dont play, dont delay, do it and you have to pay, make the wrong choice and you end up gay.

Andrew's son died in wildy so his dad decided to take it out. His dad was so upset when his son "bob" lost 1gp in a fight.

Runescape is gay, quit before its too late.

A 40 year male old asked me to be his bf.

I lost my plastic sword irl, time to eat my fish, oh shit I choked on the bones.

Every one wants to suck Andrew Gower's mum.

boy: I buy santa hat 20M! Please sell me, Miss Fisher!!
teacher: erm..ok nerd..

boy: Im gay
girl: me 2

I cant wait to try out new updates!!!

Oh shit my mum died, time to play runescape to clear my worries.

dad: Joe please come for dinner!!
girl: no thanks i just ate a full meal on runescape.

runescape by Downtown wtf January 6, 2008

runescape 

An MMORPG made by Jagex. Not as addicting as most people make it out to be. Not as awful either especially if you have a social life to start off with. People with social lives won't find it nearly as addictive as people without social lives, due to the natural monotony of the game. If you've got something better to do, you will do it. I've been playing on and off for 2 years now and am at a respectable combat level of 56 which has got me full rune armour, a rune kite and scimitar and the right to lol at all the supposedly 1337 10 yr old lvl 70's still wearing rune chainbody because they're too scared to do the Dragon Slayer quest.

People who care way too much about their Runescape accounts usually have no lives.

Mi$$_Pr3tt3y: LULZ LULZ LULZ WAN GO OUT?
H4wt_B01: LULZ SHURE, UR CHARS PRETI BABY
Me: .......pffffft.

runescape by spyrolizzy March 24, 2008

Runescape Random 

A runescape random is a player that is not in his homeworld and is unknown to the regular people of that particular world. An unknown, nobody that most likely is considered a noob.

That noob Thefrankyy is a runescape random in world 48.

Runescape Random by 666bellatrix March 18, 2009

Rule 34.6 

Rule 34.6
"When youtubing, you are never more than 6 clicks from a nipple"
Like the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, but for youtube

Dude, honestly, I was looking for clips of geeks doing cool stuff with magnets and I Rule 34.6ed my way to a chick with magnetic nipple-clamps.

Rule 34.6 by WelshHaydn July 8, 2011

Boob Rule 

When one female is present with many males preparing to enter a vehicle, the female gets shotgun due to the presence of boobs. If there is more than one female present then the female with a larger size gets shotgun

Mel: SHOTGUN!
Bruce: sorry bro Anne is here she gets it
Mel: What?Why?
Bruce: Dude Boob Rule, duh

Boob Rule by Gingerdick December 23, 2009