Personality Crush

When you like someone for their personality, but are not otherwise attracted to them.

I've got a huge Personality Crush on Dave!!

by DianaP May 26, 2008

Personal Salt Lick

After giving a man a handjob, licking his cum off your fingers and hand.

That guy i just gave a handjob to left me a personal salt lick!

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

perston

person with a t...some one who is too dumb to be able to say PERSON.

Miranda is a perston

by shmabob April 11, 2004

Parsons Experiment

When two straight men give each other blowies just to see if men suck better dick than women.

Did you hear about Dave and Leonard??

Yeah they totally did the Parsons Experiment last night.

Fags!!

by ArlingtonsFinest April 1, 2010

personal best

The quickest a person has ever successfully masturbated. Successful masturbations are for a guy: ejaculation, and for a girl: orgasm.

Jim started tugging on his weiner 4 seconds before he ejaculated, it was his personal best.

by Brock Johnson January 4, 2008

penson

Peodophile; Craddle Snatcher

Penson you Peodophile

by Gareth_Beams April 22, 2005

peson

Someone who jams, cuts or manipulates the wrong piece of a puzzle into place.

I never do puzzles with him, he is a peson.

by FubarD August 31, 2003