Brain

A fucking little piece of shit that makes your body work. It’s good for that and that’s it. Because then it decides let’s have the same fucking dream three days in a row and have be about a shit ass girl at school. It decides ok this happened let’s think about that for the next 4 years.

My brain is so annoying

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 23, 2018

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molly brain

When you did molly the night before, and for the next day and a half you feel brain dead and disoriented

Dude, i’d love to hangout today but i won’t be much fun. I’ve got molly brain cause i went to red rocks last night

by wookfairy September 14, 2021

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drano brain

Meth users. Heavy users whose brains are so fried they should no longer be considered members of the human race.

Tom and Sally now belong in the drano brain class of non humans.

by CoolLiving November 24, 2017

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Brain Drain

Brain drain:

When someone receives every written or spoken phrase as having a possible sexual reference or meaning.

When your mind is in the gutter; pervasive dirty thoughts or usually sexual in nature.

"Sorry, I've got non-stop brain drain today."

by JB21007 March 7, 2023

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Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

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