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National Britney Bitch Day

This day is on October 22nd for all the Britney bitches out there. So go, go celebrate Britney bitches! U are worthy.
Hey Britney guess what! What Britney? It’s National Britney Bitch Day!!
by Roblox1800 October 22, 2019
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national fake friends day

national fake friends day is November 30th. it’s a day where people can post some fake ass friends on snap
national fake friends day is November 30th. it’s a day where people can post some fake ass friends on snap
by hitlersdaddt November 29, 2019
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National Give Head Day

The Day Where Your Girlfriend/SideBitch Throws That Sloppy ass Neck. On this day, Darells will temporarily change their diet from 5 pounds of booty to rock hard penis.
Hey, its national give head day. Gimme dat good suck
by urmomagaylmao July 30, 2018
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national butt dart champion

an exteremly accurate butt plugger, or fudge packer, in other words a homosexual who is very good at what he does
Jimmy was so good at packing fudge they crowned him national butt dart champion
by Cashmere June 3, 2004
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National Butt Clenching Day

For the ones that like to clench. Clench all day long on the 17th of March
Bro nice clench can’t wait for the 17th Because that’s national butt clenching day !
by realdeffr February 27, 2020
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National Gay Mom Day

My dear friend is like my therapist. I tell her everything and she is like a vault that won't tell anyone. I trust her with everything and I love her a lot. She called herself my gay mom because she is like a mom to me but better than a mom. She doesn't judge me and I'm really grateful to have her in my life. That is why I have decided that I want to name June 24 National Gay Mom day. Everyone needs a Gay Mom like my friend. I want to celebrate this day with her to show how much I appreciate her.
We have to go celebrate National Gay Mom Day so that we can appreciate Gay Mom.
by gaymomday June 20, 2020
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National dick grope week

October 6-12 is the week you get to grope anyone dick
I can’t wait till its National dick grope week
by Ass slapping October 3, 2019
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