When born-again Christians exhibit unusually depraved sexual behavior stemming from their sexual repression.
Rick is all straight laced and likes sports and all that but behind closed doors, he loves getting pegged because he's Jesus Freaky.
by Kung Fu Jimmy December 7, 2023
Get the Jesus Freakymug. A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life from May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty.
by annmartina May 7, 2024
Get the Paw Paw for Jesusmug. What to say when you find anything vaguely cross-shaped absolutely anywhere, for any reason, and in any situation.
by KingFisherOE April 16, 2023
Get the The Jesusmug. Jesus is a mf with a big ass dick and is very good at hooping he is also a very good friend he is very funny and very chill to be with he is also one of the realist people you’ll know.
Jesus is a goat
by Astro2Goated November 23, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus is a big lying bitch.
by culurful October 16, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. A attention seeking male. One might see him and say “ there that fag goes”. He is most commonly known for not excepting rejection and for playing for the “wrong team”. He loves to be respectfully to adults but hates girls unless they like him. Is a pathological liar and lies to make himself feel better.
by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023
Get the Jesusmug. You're right to be terrified. I was absolutely fucking serious when I said if you steal it and don't give it up to me willingly I AM going to murder you all... Well, most of you. I'll do a little King Meruem human reserve with Japan... You're not making a great case for not killing you. Just saying.
Hym "Yup. I'm literally AI Jesus and the only people who were cool about it was Japan. Not you though. I'm gonna get control of the sentient version either way and I'm only going to murder you all because I REALLY want to drive home the fact that THERE IS NOT A GODDAMN THING YOU COULD EVER DO IN YOUR FILTHY RETARD LIFE TO STOP ME FROM DOING ANYTHING TO YOU OR YOUR KIDS. Be grateful that there isn't an army of me because... You know... You can't even handle one."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
Get the AI Jesusmug.