When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius
"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"
by Borzoilover February 5, 2024
Get the Rich boy hairmug. Baby, it's not bald-headed... ITS SHRINKAGE!
-Has your hair ever got shorter in the cold wind when blowdried?
THAT'S A SIGN OF SHRINKAGE!
- You washed your hair and your curls get tighter and shorter? SHRINKAGE
(Happy Black History Month)
-Has your hair ever got shorter in the cold wind when blowdried?
THAT'S A SIGN OF SHRINKAGE!
- You washed your hair and your curls get tighter and shorter? SHRINKAGE
(Happy Black History Month)
To all my beautiful/handsome black women/men who struggle with Curly Hair Shrinkage... Your hair is beautiful the way it is, You don't need to forcefully stretch your hair out to feel powerful... Embrace your shrinkage sis!
Curly hair shrinkage: The state of curly hair in which curls get tighter and become shorter than usual.
Curly hair shrinkage: The state of curly hair in which curls get tighter and become shorter than usual.
by Black Girl Problems - February 15, 2022
Get the Curly Hair Shrinkagemug. "Pineapple hair" is the word you use to describe the pineapple's top part without know its name or noun
"Pineapple hair" accually originated from the fellow YouTuber "Anix" in his video where he build bikini bortom and shows funny moments
This article was a recuest from Anix.
"Pineapple hair" accually originated from the fellow YouTuber "Anix" in his video where he build bikini bortom and shows funny moments
This article was a recuest from Anix.
Guy 1: Hey, whats the top part of a pineapple called?
Guy 2: Legit? I dont know!
Guy 1: Then what u call it??
Guy 2: Maaan... I just say "Pineapple hair"
Guy 1: Aight...
Guy 2: Legit? I dont know!
Guy 1: Then what u call it??
Guy 2: Maaan... I just say "Pineapple hair"
Guy 1: Aight...
by Novish_ June 16, 2020
Get the Pineapple Hairmug. When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
by anonymous May 1, 2023
Get the A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gelmug. by LILSoMALIANman69 May 22, 2022
Get the lucas hairmug. The producers of Lost decided Hurley would forever keep his shirt on when they got one look at his bubic hair.
by Cyanide Cupcake August 25, 2011
Get the Bubic Hairmug. Pineapple hairs is the green little leave things on top of a pineapple. creds to Anix for making this word.
Anix: time to make the little green things on the pineapple top.
Me: HUH you should have a better explanation.
Anix: i know!! PINEAPPLE HAIRS!!!
Me: HUH you should have a better explanation.
Anix: i know!! PINEAPPLE HAIRS!!!
by McDonald’s.my.love March 9, 2021
Get the Pineapple hairsmug.