Fart Wolf

Someone who cry's wolf about farting

Fart , let them know you farted

Then also, say you farted when you didnt

Eventually they find out

Then never know if you really farted or not

Fart when something important is being done

When driving roll the windows up ... lock them

Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...

Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them

Then admit you didnt really fart

Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it

Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf

safe for work and everywhere

except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...

Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018

gag fart

A fart caused by a woman gagging while giving head

Dude, last night my girl gagged so hard on my cock she gag farted!

by Sir Wonder Cock June 29, 2018

Weener fart

It is used to describe a fart that comes out of your weener.

Ey man that weener fart made my dick look like one of those wacky inflatable flailing arm men

by Ur mums goat July 19, 2018

Snootch fart

The steaming smelly queef that percusses out of a used up snootchas it’s being pushed into by a man of low self esteem, or can be used as an insult to convey the above about a person.

When I walked into John’s room that he shared with his wife, it smelled of snootch farts and disappointment.

by pachuco553 July 27, 2018

Bark fart

When your large dog barks & farts at the same time.

The doorbell rang & my Mastiff jumped off my bed & bark farted as he ran to the door.

by Mamasita40 July 29, 2018

Fart ice

In a sexual or romantic relationship between two people, whomsoever farts first in front of the other and shatters the superficial decorum of social etiquette.

Phrases- breaking the fart ice

1. While they were making out on their third date, she broke the fart ice.

2. When he broke the fart ice, she fell more in love with him.

3. They had a threesome and grandma broke the fart ice.

by Rabbit haul August 3, 2018

Tard of farts

When five people circle around a container and fart in it.

Jaryd is the equivalent to a tard of farts.

by Bigggpopi August 15, 2018