the only thing guarantied in life
by secret phyco May 14, 2019
Get the Death mug.When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.
Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
by Hamsir October 8, 2022
Get the Five Finger Death Punch mug.A Death Cord (also known as a "Jesus Cord") is a type of cord that is home made that cand and will kill you. It is made when you combine something like a 3.5mm audio jack with a mains plug. (Please do not try this every, it can and will kill you!)
Mark: Yo dude! I made something! Come look!
John: Sure.
Mark: Behold!
John: What the fuck is wrong with you Mark?! Why the hell would you make a Death Cord?!
Mark: I was bored lol.
John: Sure.
Mark: Behold!
John: What the fuck is wrong with you Mark?! Why the hell would you make a Death Cord?!
Mark: I was bored lol.
by xX420MCplayerXx July 6, 2023
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When a form of entertainment known for killing off characters, typically a television show, goes a long period of time without any character deaths.
by Dead character May 19, 2018
Get the Death drought mug.by Phu The Writer May 12, 2022
Get the backflip of death mug.A unavoidable effect that happens when you live for too long, and god says that you need to move on.
I experienced death.
by jewkillnazi April 6, 2019
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