Critical Theory of National Borders

The application of Critical Theory to national borders—examining how borders are created, enforced, and experienced, and how they serve power. Critical Theory of National Borders asks: Who decides where borders go? Who can cross, and who can't? How do borders create and reinforce inequality? What violence do borders enable? Drawing on border studies, postcolonial theory, and critical geography, it insists that borders aren't natural—they're political, violent, and always contested. Understanding borders requires understanding the power that draws them and the lives they shape.

"Borders are just lines on a map, they say. Critical Theory of National Borders asks: lines drawn by whom? Enforced by what violence? Some can cross freely; others die trying. Borders aren't just lines—they're weapons. They separate families, enable exploitation, enforce inequality. Critical theory insists on asking: who belongs, who's excluded, and who benefits from the lines?"

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 4, 2026

Can I Get A Burger

When you ask for a meal that isn't present on the menu.

A: Can I Get A Burger?
B: Uh, Sir...That isn't on the menu...

by Mr. Of All Mr.'s March 23, 2026

Araskan Angus Burger

The rare, minty fresh burger found in Araska. Discovered by Trump and commonly grows on glaciers.

I love a good Araskan Angus Burger.

by ARASKANEXPLORER October 25, 2025

Michigan turkey burger

A Michigan turkey burger is when you take a cup of Hershey's chocolate syrup (specifically Hershey's) and cum into it, mix it, and put the concoction into a s'mores, then you shove the s'mores up the woman's ass and have her push it out, and then you both eat half of it

"yeah, me and my girl tried out the Michigan Turkey burger last night"

by 🟩BPO🟩 November 18, 2025

Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border

When a Puerto Rican can't get over the U.S. border.

My friend Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border.

by Bastion Boi69 December 1, 2018

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Mr. Burger

(He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."

"Yo, Mr. Burger is the best teacher dawg!"
"Yo I know, DAWG!"

by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019