by Eric Kolb January 12, 2008
Get the baby corn mug.Shoe babies, are shoes in fact. But they do not come from your typical shoe factory. Their is a quick and easy process in which to create shoe babies.
1) Put Shoe Lace on penis
2) Insert penis in vagina (sex)
3) Have a Little Fun
4) Allow Shoe Lace Fibers to Inter-mix with vagina fibers.
TA-DA you now have shoe babies.
That is the process, while the actual concept is quite difficult.
In order to actually produce shoe babies, you must allow the shoe lace fibers to inter mix with what we call the object fibers.
This Method was discovered by Dr. Thornburg & tested on Dr. Hudson
1) Put Shoe Lace on penis
2) Insert penis in vagina (sex)
3) Have a Little Fun
4) Allow Shoe Lace Fibers to Inter-mix with vagina fibers.
TA-DA you now have shoe babies.
That is the process, while the actual concept is quite difficult.
In order to actually produce shoe babies, you must allow the shoe lace fibers to inter mix with what we call the object fibers.
This Method was discovered by Dr. Thornburg & tested on Dr. Hudson
by Spazznamedkendall March 19, 2009
Get the Shoe Babies mug.by JOYKED January 18, 2008
Get the Baby Joe mug.A very small penis with a lot of pubes around it to where it barely pokes out; this resembles a baby bird in a nest.
Paul: So how was last night susan?
Susan: Disappointing... I think I got second hand crotch itch from Jacob's little baby bird.
Susan: Disappointing... I think I got second hand crotch itch from Jacob's little baby bird.
by 33337333 March 3, 2009
Get the Baby Bird mug.A gold digger pretending to be a broke ass college girl. Usually owns chanel, and gucci, or anything italian.
On a normal day:
sugar baby: *eyes the pockets of some random millionaire* ayy wanna hang awwt?
random: no mate.
sugar baby: well i saw your pockets.
random: oh these? *pulls out money* here you go. some play money. wanna hang out?
sugar baby: oh no i remember my friend calling me about a reunion sorry.
random: gold digging ho-bitch
sugar baby: *eyes the pockets of some random millionaire* ayy wanna hang awwt?
random: no mate.
sugar baby: well i saw your pockets.
random: oh these? *pulls out money* here you go. some play money. wanna hang out?
sugar baby: oh no i remember my friend calling me about a reunion sorry.
random: gold digging ho-bitch
by watdafuq January 8, 2019
Get the sugar baby mug.1) These babycakes aren't even cooked! It's just dough with handprints on it.
2) John: These baby cakes are delicious! What's the secret ingredient?
Stuart: Well I hung arounf an abortion clinic claiming that I was collecting foetuses for embryonic stem cell research.
John: *spits out cake*
2) John: These baby cakes are delicious! What's the secret ingredient?
Stuart: Well I hung arounf an abortion clinic claiming that I was collecting foetuses for embryonic stem cell research.
John: *spits out cake*
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
Get the baby cakes mug.A coworker who gets pregnant, and then for the next nine months you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve the fact that she is pregnant. Bonus for the ultrasounds pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said blob in In Utero.
by Allen Watts March 4, 2009
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