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Open your lunch

To let out a silent, smelly fart in company or a crowd
"Good Lord, who opened their lunch?"
by steve February 20, 2004
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use your words

When spoken to children, this phrase communicates a gentle reminder to speak clearly and enunciate. When spoken to adults, this phrase communicates both insult and an urgent desire to be kicked or punched squarely in the nose without any hesitation.

For this reason, careful consideration should always be made about the approximate age of the person speaking, not only out of respect but in avoidance of severe pain, injury, and bloodshed assuming none is wanted.
Please speak more clearly. I'm confident you can do this. Just use your words.
by Matt C Bettes June 7, 2009
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show your ass

Used to describe when someone tries to elevate themselves and ends up exposing their ignorance (or flaws, etc).

The further an unsuitable person is promoted, the more obvious his inadequacies become. In various more or less polite forms.
"Way to show your ass, broham. You really are an Internet Tough Guy. "

The filthe of her foli aperith more, as the filthe of the hynd partis of an ape aperith more, whanne he stieth climbs on high.
- c 1395 Wyclif Bible (1850) Proverbs iii. 35 (gloss)

He doth like the ape that the higher he clymbes the more he shows his ars.

-c 1594 Bacon Promus 102

The higher you climb, the more you shew your A—.

-1743 Pope Dunciad iv. 157 (note)

The higher a monkey climbs, the more he shows of his tail. - various
by Harry_Manback October 18, 2009
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break your crayons

Trying to ruin your day or moment by doing something childish, petty or immature - like some did in kindergarden.
Similar but to "bust your chops", "break your balls", etc but with the added element of doing something childish or immature.
"My neighbor is a ballbuster. He purposely ran his dog through my flowers because I wouldn't lend him my lawnmower."
"Don't worry he's just trying to break your crayons."
by bebopnjazz April 29, 2007
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Your Mom O'Clock

Used when someone asks you the time.
Person A: Hey, what time is it?
Person B: Its your mom o'clock.
by cloudlesspace August 27, 2011
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delete your account

Why type a several sentences of well reasoned arguments when you could just look like a choke artist with nothing else to say? That's right, tell someone to delete their account just like Hillary did with her emails - because it's 2016 you can just like delete your problems, in the internet. In. The. Internet.
"Damn he got me, better tell him to delete his account."

"delete your account."

"DELETE THIS"
by Crimson Tablet June 11, 2016
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Shake your lettuce

The action of a girl shaking her vagina when out of toilet paper.

Derived from the burger king commercial were fresh, juicy, lettuce fall from the sky bouncing off water droplets... in which the leaves resemble a girl shaking her vagina.
Girl: I really need to go piss, but there is no toilet paper.
Boy: Just shake your lettuce
Girl: I'd rather wipe my Japs eye
by NickBowwow January 7, 2011
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