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ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.
Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.
by anonymous October 29, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

Ur sister a mister

The worse possible insult above "ur mom gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny a tranny" and "ur granpap a trap"
James: lol ur mom gay
Holden: ur dad lesbian
James: ur granny a tranny
Holden: ur granpap a trap
James: well ur sister a mister
Holden: *shrivels up and dies*
by Stakeynya May 13, 2018
mugGet the Ur sister a mistermug.

ur dog incest

The only comeback more powerful than ur dad lesbian. Only the most cringe people can use it and usually die from the dog they insulted.
Carl: ur Mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Kaneki: ur dog incest
Carl and john *dead*
Kaneki *gets molested by a dog*
by Yeeeeeemms May 28, 2018
mugGet the ur dog incestmug.

ur mom

by Ocean!!! March 6, 2023
mugGet the ur mommug.

Ur Brother a Mother

Bob-ur mom gay
Carl-ur dad lesbian
Bob-ur granny tranny
Carl-ur grandpap a trap
Bob-ur sister a mister
Carl-UR BROTHER A MOTHER
THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME EXPLODES
by Celesta.Edits March 18, 2018
mugGet the Ur Brother a Mothermug.

ur mom gay

if someone says this to you, you might as well go hide in a basement for the rest of your life but to avoid this you must use the almighty "ur dad lesbian" only lv 50 bosses can use this godly ability
Bob: your a gay piece of gay jimmy
Timmy: y...your mom GAY

Bob: *begins to have epilepsy and then dies*
by SeriousMemes.com February 1, 2019
mugGet the ur mom gaymug.

Ur Sonny a Honey

Catastrophic.
World ending.
Think of the destructive energy of the Deathstar, plus the Halo Nova Bomb, all directed at one human being. The recovery time for a person often exceeds his or her natural life span.

Its mere use of this phrase is outlawed and enforced in 250 countries and is punishable by death in 78 of those. Use at your own peril, in moments of extreme need. If you crave suffering, this weapon will reap for you.
Person 1:"Ur mom gay"
Person 2:"Ur Granny a Tranny"
Person 1:"Ur Sonny a Honey"
*Person 2 violently starts choking on his blood and his skin turns red and starts to ripple.
by TheBeamz May 10, 2018
mugGet the Ur Sonny a Honeymug.

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