boob and tit torture

the female counterpart of "cock and ball torture"

Jessica: "damn my doctor just performed boob and tit torture on me"
anon: "you sure he didn't just rape you?"

by TheMilkUrDadLeftForSince February 22, 2022

as helpful as tits on a bull

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help

as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

by littlejimmie November 4, 2019

Tit to stomach ratio

Tits should be bigger than the stomach on a woman and smaller than the stomach on a man

The tit to stomach ratio is way off

by Mr Oooo Weee July 19, 2019

Corndog Tit Dick

A word used for anything and everything.

Damnit Bob, i just got a corndog tit dick in my tire.
Well you better get it out you corndog tit dick!

by Steven Flupperburg June 13, 2017

as useless as tits on a bull

Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.

"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"

by morethanerica April 3, 2009

bongo tit

This is when a guy decided he is going to go up to a woman and star smacking her brests as if he wus playing bongo-drums.

Tim: so u mean harold just went up to her and bongo tited her?

Eric: yea and it wus kinda funny...

Tim: then what happend?

Eric: he got kicked in the sack, haha what a dumbass

by Halikosl August 29, 2009

tit muffler

A man or woman that often when having sexual intercourse loves to motorboat constantly without stopping for about a minute then proceeds to make sweet sweet love!

I hope you like me putting my face in your boobs cuz im a total tit muffler

by Assapopalis May 19, 2008