Bear mitzvah

An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.

The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.

by BTiphoon June 23, 2022

Bubba’s bear

A nickname creative enough to be used on your partner. Such as their lovey nickname.

Girl: Bubba’s bear!
Guy: that’s me

by SaltyDinosaurs November 6, 2017

bear piñata

Also called a bear bag. A sack, usually made from nylon, containing food and hung from a rope over a high tree branch to keep the food from being eaten by a bear overnight while on a backpacking trip. The job of hanging the food is often done badly, especially when hikers are tired, giving bears plenty of chances to get good at taking them down.

After 15 miles on the trail, Dave was too tired to hang the food right and turned our meals for the next three days into a bear piñata.

by Aginghiker April 9, 2023

Kills Bears

Anything that absolutely goes above and beyond to kick-ass!

- Hey man, do u know who Clint Eastwood is?
-Hell yeah dude, he kills bears!!!

-I went to a metal concert and it freakin killed bears!

by GrizzlySkott May 25, 2011

Nikko Bear

When you put a lit cigarette in a mans ass the hair looks like a bear smoking a cigarette. It's a Nikko bear.

"Yeah man, I let her do a nikko bear with a menthol. Freshest I've ever felt!"

by Vilan23 December 24, 2019

gripply bear

Yet another play on words to describe a woman's tightness of the vagina, such as " The Grippler ", " Grip Reaper " and " Jack the Gripper ", typically when whatever she's talking about would be considered " cringy ", or when she is acting silly or talking about a certain niche topic in a quirky manner. This is often paired with comments on how "pink" the area is, where the more pink the better. Even though it is a pretty rude and vulgar comment, it is always meant in a kind hearted way, as an attempt at a compliment. (ex.: the Chicago Grip Reaper)

*video of a lady being goofy and silly*

Comment 1: the grip must be insane

Comment 2: i just know its salmon pink

Comment 3: Gripply Bear

Comment 4: it grips the skin off of the meat

Comment 5: The Grippening

Comment 6: the color of it is #FB79B3

by Achilleas Sym December 6, 2022

Boujee Bear

Living lavish in the metaverse, BB forever.

NO LOOK AT THEM BOUJEE BEARS, I CAN'T AFFORD IT NOW SINCE I WAS A FUCKING CLOWN AND ONLY GO FOR CLOWN ASS PROJECTS LIKE MY LIFE BECAUSE I'M A HOELESS NERD.

by BOUJEEBEARS March 20, 2022