Jesus

A word that sounds like "gee, sus"

AMONG US!

Jesus...

by Moonlight butter May 6, 2025

jesus christ

fancy god boi

jesus christ: igh imma t-pose

by noonecaresbutmynameispaulahi April 3, 2020

Jesus

Born a virgin birth because that's what Mary said. N**** came out with a phd. Wanted to rule the world. Enough said, they still do that in modern day. He did properly exist though.

Oh Jesus no s***Oh Jesus no s***

by Intheflatfield December 24, 2023

chunky jesus

If your priest is a fat fuck call him a chunky Jesus

Any fat Jesus worshippers are called chunky Jesus servants

Person 1:yo yo yo look are priest is a fat bitch

Person 2: lol it’s called a chunky Jesus Carl get your facts right

by Yummy nut February 20, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is the kind of guy that would buy a Krispy Kreme, and dip it in ranch dressing just because.

Jesus will be like, "Ayo, gimme sum of that ranch dressing. Imma dip this finger-licking dope ass Krispy Kreme in it, likah boneless wing"

by Mr. Bonewide June 14, 2021

Jesus

The Son of God who saved the world

"Jesus is my best friend."

by RealArtist1 January 21, 2022

Jesus

An irl healer who did some stuff and walked on water

Jesus

by hellsoup November 25, 2021