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Jesus

Jesus is Lord. He loves you so much that he died for your sins, a painful, brutal death. He didn’t want to, but he didn’t want you to have to suffer what he did. He chose YOU. He chose LOVE.

He rose again and lives in our hearts. Now you don’t have to bear the pain that he did. He knew that you would curse him,mock him and sin against him. Regardless, that didn’t stop him from giving you a chance at heaven, a chance at a better life where no suffering or tears exist. I can promise you the love you’ve felt on this earth is nothing compared to his.

Tomorrow is not promised so use it wisely. May God guide you and bless you, Amen.💗
by Jesuschristisking December 21, 2024
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ba-jesus

cocky boy: “ilysm”
nerdy girl: “BOOB”
cocky boy: “you suck you just scared the ba-jesus out of me”
by ballslicker9000but69 November 22, 2021
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Jesus Christ

The King of Kings and Lord of Lords (The God who Created Mankind)
The Lord Jesus Christ is the King Of Kings And Lord of Lords.
by TimmyTastic March 24, 2024
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Raptor Jesus

Dinobot from the 1996 cartoon Beast Wars, known for giving his life to save early human ancestors in eighth episode of the second season; “Code of Hero.”
"Tell Raptor Jesus’ tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let him be judged accordingly. The rest is silence."
by thegoddamnsiege January 2, 2021
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Jesus Cryst

something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(or just u and friend) and its real funny-By Tyler Turnmeyer
"PPUGHH",from tylers butthole.
"Hahahahahahahha", forrest laugh to himself.
"Jesus Cryst mom," Tyler said with out laughing causing himself to laugh of the fart and the made up word.
by Tyler Turnmeyer December 24, 2008
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Jesus

A descprition of the youtuber charles white also known as penguinz0 and moistcr1tickal
he doesn't only look like jesus! he is jesus - fan joke in a youtube comment section
by minecraftkid183 January 13, 2021
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Jesus H2O Christ

Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.
Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.
by fillikirch August 25, 2021
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