Six flags over Jesus 

Any roll around on the floor church.

Oral Roberts University is a total Six flags over Jesus, man.
Aces, yo.

Six flags over Jesus by Oral. Who names a kid Oral? October 14, 2008

Electric Jesus

The robotic man that sits outside of random stores and proclaims "I am Electric Jesus".

"Hey, lets go see what that robot does! it looks cool!"
"Oh, okay, sure!"
(The people walk up to robot)
(Motion sensor detects approaching)
(Lights flash)
('sing hallelujah.....'in background)
"I AM ELECTRIC JESUS!"

Electric Jesus by krackaddikt April 14, 2010

Child of Jesus 

A person who denies being a Child of God

I am a Child of Jesus

Child of Jesus by TheCrazyLeg May 15, 2018

Creeping Jesus

A catch all term for being "under the weather" with a cold, flu, hangover, et cetera.

"I was in a cold sweat all night, reeling with the creeping jesus, retching in a bucket and freezing beneath five blankets."

Creeping Jesus by poetontheone December 3, 2011

Ginger Jesus 

Another name for Ed Sheeran often used by his fans and/or fandom - sheerios. This is used in great excitement or during obsessive fan girl moments. Can also be used in sarcasm by the non-sheerio or when introducing a friend to sheerio culture.

Sheerio 1: 'Oh my god, Shanaynay I got tickets to go see the GINGER JESUS LIVE! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!'
Sheerio 2: 'I just want to stroke the ginger jesus' guitar'

Non fan talking to a sheerio: 'Oh of course god bless the ginger jesus'

Sheerio 3: 'This is obviously Ed Sheeran aka the Ginger Jesus. Here is 2435276372 page booklet go learn the sheerio ways.'

Ginger Jesus by DefiningFandoms June 9, 2013

Ghetto Jesus 

Jesus in ghetto

yo dem white boys be callin da head honcho geezus? man foget them crackas it all be said ''hey-zoos''

Ex. 2
Jose = ''ho-zay''
Jesus= ''hay-zoos''

Ghetto Jesus by Eric December 10, 2003

Beardless Jesus 

A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.

Art Naylor is a beardless jesus!

Beardless Jesus by jjamiie March 6, 2011