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Blue haired bagel

A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.
Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024
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long hair bai

A male with long hair . Typically a coolie guy or Caribbean guy .
A bai look Long hair bai . Long hair bai is at the Door. Aye bai did you see Long hair bai today ?
by Justin Chach December 29, 2024
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CW hair

A hair style of typically long thick hair with perfect curls defined by the CW television show network’s trademark perfect hair on every character, even if they are doing something as unnatural as waking up from a long nights sleep… their hair will still be perfect.

(Some examples include all of the main female characters in The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, etc…)
Oh my gosh, her hair is so gorgeous!” “Yeah, she totally has, like, CW hair”

Also mentioned in Glee — Kurt Hummel to Sebastian Warbler: “I don’t like your CW hair.”
by oopsiezs January 7, 2025
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whore hair

When a girl has bleach blonde hair with the underneath parts dyed jet black.
That nasty baby momma on Maury got some whore hair!
by babymomma6969 January 7, 2025
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brush your hair

A pilot trying to get into a flight attendant's room by asking if she needs help with her hair
"Hey girl. Need me to come up and brush your hair?"
by flywithbeans January 8, 2025
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Arnold palm hair

The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.
Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.
by anonymous January 8, 2025
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girl with dyed hair

a creature that will key your car if your text backs aren't as quick as hers
my gf is a girl with dyed hair and she gave my penis ptsd
by Quizzleington January 11, 2025
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