A game where you steal your mom’s credit card to V-Bucks for useless cosmetics that don’t fucking benefit you at all.
Me:MOM I WANT V-BUCKS FOR FORTNITE
Mom: No I can’t I already spent 316825 dollars on that stupid-ass game
Me: Fuck you mom *slaps mom and sends her to the shadow realm*
Mom: No I can’t I already spent 316825 dollars on that stupid-ass game
Me: Fuck you mom *slaps mom and sends her to the shadow realm*
by Amogusss June 13, 2022
A new popular game that everyone goes crazy for. The game consists of virgins, losers, and people who don't have anything good to do with their life. V-Bucks is SUPER expensive!! They are trying to get you to buy everything new added to the game. Fortnite also makes you broke too.
Person 1: Hey do you play fortnite?
Person 2: Umm.. No
Person 1: Here trying playing fortnite for the first time..
Person 2: *plays fortnite for the first time*
Person 2: OMG I WANT EVERY SINGLE SKIN IN THIS GAME!!! JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY!!!
Person 3: *walks in the room* wow what a loser. Get a life.
Person 2: Umm.. No
Person 1: Here trying playing fortnite for the first time..
Person 2: *plays fortnite for the first time*
Person 2: OMG I WANT EVERY SINGLE SKIN IN THIS GAME!!! JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY!!!
Person 3: *walks in the room* wow what a loser. Get a life.
by Zanaxx July 03, 2018
Girl friend: act gay so my dad will let you in
guy friend: alright
*goes in house*
dad: whos this?
girl friend: my guy friend
dad: are you guys ready to mingle
guy friend: i play fortnite:
dad: nevermind...
guy friend: alright
*goes in house*
dad: whos this?
girl friend: my guy friend
dad: are you guys ready to mingle
guy friend: i play fortnite:
dad: nevermind...
by writteara December 12, 2020
A game made for people with the mental age of 2 days old. This game is a real life version of the ' i will never loose my virginity' card.
by The guy that submitted this March 10, 2019
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by cladymore74 April 30, 2019
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