It’s not the question that matters.
It’s the Intention.
That means, why question All?
There’s much better questions.
It’s the Intention.
That means, why question All?
There’s much better questions.
A: “Why is that man running?”
Z: “I don’t know.”
A: “His shorts are falling…”
Z: “okay, Zed.”
A: “Do you think he…”
Z: “Zed’s dead, baby.”
Distractions cause accidents.
Let the driver drive, please.
Choose your lane. Hope you’re safe.
Z: “I don’t know.”
A: “His shorts are falling…”
Z: “okay, Zed.”
A: “Do you think he…”
Z: “Zed’s dead, baby.”
Distractions cause accidents.
Let the driver drive, please.
Choose your lane. Hope you’re safe.
by MichyLaMichy May 19, 2022
Get the Zed’s Deadmug. (Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..
There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.
I wish to be the same person for you.
Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)
Anyways..
Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.
I wish to be the same person for you.
Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)
Anyways..
Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:
(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)
Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.
Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-
EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)
Person 1: I wish I was dead-
Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?
Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help
Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)
Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.
Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-
EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)
Person 1: I wish I was dead-
Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?
Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help
Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024
Get the I wish I was deadmug. Add it before or at the end of a sentence to emphasize you really mean what you’re about to say/said
by Gangalicious November 4, 2019
Get the On my dead loatsmug. "Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"
"Well, fuck me dead"
by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023
Get the fuck me deadmug. man 1: Ahh man, i was in there so long that my legs are Dingle-dead...
man 2: Man that sucks, man, i hope you get to feeling better bro...
man 1: Thanks bro
man 2: Man that sucks, man, i hope you get to feeling better bro...
man 1: Thanks bro
by ZombieBoxHeadMan May 22, 2015
Get the Dingle-deadmug. by Kay move tact September 26, 2021
Get the National smoke dead oppz daymug. So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch
Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!
by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022
Get the Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hellmug.