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Cheesy Boner

A person who knowingly procrastinates even though something has to be taken care of within an allotment of time and then pushes the responsibility of the task onto someone else, making them a cheesy boner.
Bill was a cheesy boner and made Tom complete all of the work to make sure the project was done on time.
by Fireman 28 September 18, 2014
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Retweet boner

The excitement you get from being retweeted.
That celebrity just retweeted me. It totally gave me a retweet boner.
by Schwaah February 6, 2020
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Wish boner

when you bend your dick left you get a random wish
random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner
by BLISS PATCHES March 9, 2021
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Boner Palm Tree

Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”
by Mauro’s angels March 7, 2018
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Stoner Boner

1. Stoner boner is when you craving some loud ass tree

2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you
1. “aye nigga I got a Stoner Boner let’s cop some tree
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “
by Muñañyo March 4, 2021
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Rail-boner

A railroad enthusiast that stands on bridges and films/takes pictures of modern everyday trains. Their obsession includes thousands of hours of footage of trains that no one knows what they use it for. If trains were people, rail-boners would be classified as stalkers.
Did you see that guy standing on the bridge with a Norfolk shirt and hat on filming that coal car with a tripod? Yeah, he’s a Rail-boner. He gets so hard for the choo choo !
by BunkyHairTIE May 26, 2023
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boner

when all they guys get hard for that one hoe
"BROO HAVE U SEEN HER ASS"

"it's juicy"
"it's thick as hell"
"bro my dick just got real hard"
"U GOT A BONER!!"
by dilfffloverrr69 December 26, 2021
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