Ur mom

Something you say whenever you want. Anything someone says to u you reply with ur mom.

Michael: what are you doing today?
Bob: ur mom

Dave: who you with

Bob: ur mom

by Jsgekhs December 13, 2021

Ur a bum bag

A bum bag is a fat retarded kid

Me : Joshua ur a bum bag
Mike Hunt : ikr he really is

by Northstar56 November 8, 2019

ur such a child I love it

When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child

Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*

by predator101 May 31, 2023

ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023

ur mom

it’s means ur mom dumb fuck 😐

“ur mom”
“WHAT??”
“it means ur mom”

by heyfuckers.com July 29, 2021

ur mom

the answer to any question

whats 2÷7.43?

ur mom

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

ur mom

specifically used as a sly response to people asking questions u don't know the answer to.

idiot #1: hey Joe, what's the state capital of Nebraska?
smarter idiot #2: ehem... ur mom.

by muahahahahhahaaaa ur mum April 12, 2020