turbo poo

When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.

Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'

by McChuff January 28, 2024

Tonsil Poo

The little white lumps you have on your tonsils when you have tonsillitis, that have a foul smelling odour.

Sam: 'Lois, i think I've got Tonsillitis again'
Lois: 'Oh god, have you got those Tonsil Poo's on your Tonsils again?'
Sam: 'Yerp, they're there'.

by Doctorate of the words March 22, 2011

poo status

1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.

USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

comments:

USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?

by Millard Filmore May 13, 2014

Poo poo heavy

A saying to make small children angry

Me:You're a poo poo heavy.
Child: NO I'M NOT!!!!!

by Pluto508 May 4, 2018

Poo Poo Ca Ca

Poop. Poo Poo Ca Ca is a fun, hip way to say Poop.

"Damn, she smells like poo poo ca ca."
"WTF is poo poo ca ca?"

by TypicalWhit3Guy December 29, 2022

Poo poo

The meaning of poo poo is so shocking it's....... Yo-you-r your mom 😀🥲💩💩

I was walking down the street when I passed poo poo 💩💩

by Unicornpoopyloves July 8, 2022

dAd pOo

Normally called a logger,reeks and is one of the #worst ones

Although MY mum is 5% worse

“Dad-I need the toilet

Mum-we’re getting a divorce
Me-at least it means I don’t have to smell THAT whopper of a dAd pOo

by Weird fish weird bishhh September 1, 2019