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scottish delight

Where you take a straw up a man's ass and blow on the straw while pulling on his weiner as if you were playing on the bag pipes.
Tiffany gave me a Scottish Delight last night and then I played a round of golf today.
by Frack It October 7, 2022
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scottish pain relief

A uncommon Nickname for Scotch whisky referring to alcohols tendency to relief pain
Mike:hey Ron what are you drinking

Ron: a little bit of scottish pain relief
by Its_a_jaggggg October 22, 2022
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scottrobinson

When you are playing a motorcycle video game and you continuously swerve from left to right to left and to right again.Never fully able to gain control of your bike.
while playing a motorcross game,i continued to do a scottrobinson back and forth and back and forth until i had no channce at winning the race.
by Slimshady6128 November 26, 2022
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Scottish family

Usually a family very close either living in Scotland or separated across the world. Full of energetic drunks warriors, the most mental people you will ever meet.
That Scottish family who live 5mins away, they’re absolute raj.
by Rajie December 19, 2022
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Scottish chili-dog

The act of a Scottish person receiving two hotdogs in one bun smothered in chili, and onions for taste.
Ian couldn’t wait to get his Scottish chili-dog inside his mouth
by ScotsGottaChil December 27, 2022
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Scottish

An embittered, jealous person, who is pathetically weak in both mind and body and usually repugnant to behold and/or a gingernut.
A 'Scottish' person will always be dependant for their very existence on the English - but will continually slag them off and try to belittle them in a laughable attempt to regain some self respect - a fact which they universally loathe and try to deny, all to no avail.
'Scottish' people are extremely arrogant and think themselves superior to all other nations, often claiming to be invincible fighters*(!)
Chronically insecure, prone to alcoholism and crack-inhalation, the average 'Scottish' person is one to swerve as they are beset with misery and are always to be found whining.
"Look at the state of that! What a tramp!"
"He's Scottish.."
"Oh, right."

"Does anyone know the reason Andrew commited suicide?"
"He was Scottish..... poor sod".

"Look at that transvestite over there wearing a miniskirt in broad daylight!"
"He's Scottish"
"I wonder how he came to terms with that?"

"I'd rather be dead than Scottish, they're the laughing stock of the globe"
by TheValeyard January 27, 2023
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Scotty

Is a bitch who thinks he’s cools and thinks poorly and a walking slender man who thinks he gets bitches and messing with kids especially with the boyz

Always makes pranks and thinks his being funny but really embarrassed himself which seems to make him to it more
One person: who the fuck is that snipper the wolf lookin ass

Me: that’s Scotty
by Fuirty February 7, 2023
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