Shit Subway

The act of two people pressing each others asses together with assholes in perfect alignment and shitting a turd back and forth.

Me and Ralph are gonna take a ride on the shit subway if you know what I mean.

by TheMentalExecutioner November 7, 2019

Shit hard

When something is so ridiculously hard, it's stupid.

Guy: Man this level is so shit hard! The enemies keeps coming out of nowhere giving no breathing room and they swarm from behind as well. No safe zone, no health regen, and I keep running out of ammo!

by Real World July 14, 2016

Shit Skittles

When someone with a hairy asshole gets little crusty shit coated pellets hanging from their ass fur.

Roger had to have his girlfriend trim the shit skittles from his bung hole. They were in knots.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

shit dong

when someone is being an asshole and you want to criticize them and you dont want them to tattle tell you to the school principle

oh damn it, its stone again, hes such a shit dong

by average discord mod April 26, 2023

no shit aye

Regular Australian term used for agreeing with people.

"This is the best beer ever."
"Aw no shit aye"

by Send Newdz December 25, 2016

Shit toad

A small amphibious creature that makes a sound like a fart when stepped on.

Bloody Hell, someones stepped on a shit toad.

by Turryal June 27, 2017

shit on a laptop

Phrase meaning to become so rich that you’re able to quit your horribly micromanaged bullshit career in the most epic way possible.

He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.

After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.

by FatFSA April 13, 2021