Jack the piece

The act of stroking your dick, especially after a long day at work.

1. Fuck man it's 10 in the morning but I really need to jack the piece right now.

2. Pull out the piece and just jack it all over her face

by Og af January 12, 2017

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flaber jack

that extra fat that makes you look large when you are pretty skinny

uhh im called fat becuse of my flaber jack

by dishragsquad February 7, 2017

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Reality Jack

The purposeful act of masturbation to examine future decisions with a clear head or Post Nut Clarity.

Person A: How are you doin' man?
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.

by ProlificFizz October 21, 2019

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Jack the nerd

Jack is known for being a extreme nerd for school,mute most of his time when he does gets a mic he screams "SOUND"
into the mic causing all of our ears to bleed of his terrible voice,jack is also known for having millions of acne on he big forehead that any can notice,terrible at any game he plays.

you know jack the nerd
no

good you dont want to know about him
yes

by Aredpigeon October 26, 2019

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