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facebook mom

person 1: why are we here? there's not really a sentance with "facebook mom" in it.
person 2: i agree
by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022
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facebook roundabout

You start on Facebook, then say you're bored of it, and then after visiting just a few more sites find yourself back on Facebook without realising it.
i was on facebook got tired of it and before i knew i was on facebook agian wtf facebook roundabout!!
by guitarist2012 January 7, 2012
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flexing on facebook

Sending a screenshot of something u consider good that nobody Asked for or wanted
by bob the builder 40785 June 29, 2019
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Facebook

place on the internet where old conspiracists who like pictures of cats meet
I went on Facebook the other day and read that the two llamas from "MargaretYorkshire78" died because of their veganism.
by gabale September 13, 2022
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Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
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FaceBook Education

Someone whose total education comes from FaceBook.
Children nowadays only get a FaceBook Education.
by Poopsie88 April 17, 2012
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facebook dog

A coondog blown up to the Facebook world to be larger then life
Willie being bred to Jlo is like a Facebook dog pair made in heaven!
by Coondawger December 28, 2017
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