Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.

Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is

by Womack April 24, 2023

jake north

Is a big obelisk

You got a Robe styled jake north down there or are you just happy to see me?

by Biskness April 25, 2023

Jake

Jakes are the nicest people you'll ever meet. seems to never have any drama with any and has an amazing smile. he has an amazing personality and enjoys playing sports. truly a nice kid that does not get involved in beef and is a very peaceful person to be around.

Person 1) I got issues with half the people i run into Im glad i meet up with Jake even with all this drama I never felt so at peace when am with Jake .

Person 2) yea his just as relaxing as the ocean

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

Jake

Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.

AAAAAHHHHHH MY ASSHOLE JUST GOT BLOWN OFF BY A JAKE.

by SamPFucker69 April 27, 2023

Jake

That one friend that you want to punch. Can’t tackle and tends to remind you of your morning deuce.

Look at this jackass, he reminds me of my buddy Jake

by Hecz7 April 27, 2023

Jake Raying

An overuse of words without any thought behind it.

You just be Jake Raying bro.

by HenryRoland May 14, 2023

Jake

The biggest dickhead ever you'll ever meet. Jake can be a boy or girl and you will never know what they are. If they are a boy he will have the lowest amounts of testosterone ever humanely possible.

Woah she has more testosterone than Jake.

by Boomerangg May 18, 2023