Someone who falls easily for wizardry tricks (e.g. Vegan diets, anti-squats and developing copious amounts of loose change after a heavy night on the tiles
). In everyday language "he's only gone and done a Jack Perkins!" Or "Perk Off! I'm not eating that rabbit food!"
by Liverpoolstreetrapper November 15, 2016

Girl: Hey shaquandra have you seen Darnell's dong?
Girl 2: Fuck yeah girl. He a jack plastow havin ass motherfucker!
Girl 2: Fuck yeah girl. He a jack plastow havin ass motherfucker!
by Brainishanusanus July 11, 2017

Someone of lesser intelligence than a dodo bird but is capable of taming Iguanodons.
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass
by Alabora67 July 15, 2020

Jack Bolton is a daft cunt who has the body of a worm. Maggie is dead. Bessies dead. Roy and Liz argue. Sams gay. Dylans bent. Your dogs gone. Fishy. Trout face. Mattys fit. Fliss is not. xxx.
by Matty Liddle November 7, 2018

by 21GJohnson@bureauvalley.net June 6, 2018

by 8888888888888888888888808888 January 2, 2019

Baby faced bitch, tries to get a bitch but is scared and is always telling himself that it is not the right time to ask the bitch out. His mom is very nice and his dad is a total chad.
by EpicChad129 April 2, 2022
