friend candidate

a person that you are trying out to see if you would like to add them to your list of friends.

We went to the beer festival with our friend candidates, Charlie and Sue. They seem pretty cool.

by The Abacus April 3, 2009

Facebook Friend

A person who is not quiet an actual friend but is a slight step above and acquaintance

Person 1: wait you know Jim?
Person 2: not really but he's cool. We're facebook friends

by DefineOffull January 13, 2015

Fake friend

Whenever a "friend" takes a picture of you and u look ugly asf but they post it because they look cute
Aight this is obviously a joke but those friends for real Piss u off

Person: your a fake friend I told u not to post that picture I look terrible
Fake friend: but I look good

by Itzyogirlk December 8, 2016

Friend with benefits

An illegal arrangement in which friendship is bartered for any kind of "benefit", or gain. It is considered insider trading, and also prostitution.

My friend with benefits lives at the apartment for free but she has to be available when I want her. Her benefit is I pay the rent.

by Urbanlovespread November 4, 2018

Friend Zoned

When a person you like tells you they don't like you back without being obvious

Boy: I wanna be more than friends

Girl: You wanna be Mega-Best friends?

Boy to friend: oh darn I just got Friend Zoned!!

by ImAGod.org February 15, 2019

Oriental friend

That one friend who is fully or part asian, and makes many unnecessary asian jokes to make him/herself seem funnier. They are similar to black friends, but oriental friends give their white counterparts the capability to make asian jokes without coming off as offensive to others. They are known to be more adopted into white culture than their own, but use their own as an excuse to any given situation. They are also known to wear an obsessive amount of supreme, nike, kith, and many other street brands. Can typically be found in prestigious high schools, and typically sport very noticeable haircuts. They are also known to flex with as many Apple devices as possible.

Man without oriental friend: "Bruh you can't say none of that dog eatin' shit! That's stereotypical type shit to the orientals."

Man with oriental friend: "Bruh I got an oriental friend he's chill wit it.

Man without oriental friend: "Oh aight den."

by thematteo318 April 9, 2019

Perfect Friend

My friend Abigail

"My friend Abigail is the perfect friend"

by BassKnight12 December 18, 2017