Haymaster

Masturbating with a bale of hay.

Bro, there are no ladies around so I became a haymaster. Last night I resorted to sticking my dick in a bale of hay. I'm still picking grass out of my pubes.

by sandjobqueen September 14, 2023

Haydn

The Haydn. Can’t spell his own name, his best friends are his rocks. He sings them songs before bed. His hinge profile is legend in the dating world. The best thing about the Haydn is his housemates and her scottish friends. He was nurly cooked by the irish during the famine.

Rocks: “when is Haydn coming home?”

Haydn: “I’ve been here the whole time” (clears throat)
Rocks: (stay silent in excitement)
Haydn: “I will, I will, rock youuuu”🎶
(whacks head against ceiling in time to the queen song)

Rocks: (stay silent in jottiness)

by Monisa September 15, 2023

hayr

Hairy with the teeth of a rabbit.

You dumb hayr go back to eating your carrots and steak.

by Sauron the evil September 23, 2023

hayyp

The emotional state of satisfaction one hopes to attain by acquiring newer and fancier things (such as clothing), instead of being content with a dry piece of bread.

"I realized that I had spent an unreasonable amount of money on clothing, and that was a wake up call ... I was unhappy and unsuccessful in many aspects. I had failed to save my money and I had actually become less hayyp because of it."

by Rabbi S. September 28, 2023

Hayden

a giddy ahh nobody who knows more abt school than the teachers and is overly ugly

person 1" oh jeez here comes hayden

hayden "hello"

person 1" dies cuz of haydens stencth since he's a discord mod"

by big fata rata00 October 3, 2023

Hayes Yau Disease

Symptoms:
-Act like a dog
-Act like Hayes Yau
-Extremely unathletic
-Has 2999 girlfriends

To be, or not to be have Hayes Yau Disease, that is the question

by Tomat5ooooo October 10, 2023

HayzlNUTZ

HayzlNUTZ is the sexiest pookie on the whole planet. Her favorite thing ever is sharting. She is very sexy. She has the sexiest pookie ever named Bella-ball-banger. She loves to suck on toes.

"Kitten, hush hush", said HayzlNUTZ to Bella-ball-banger.

by murcié October 13, 2023