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Fuck Story

"I don't want to bore you with the details, but lately my life has been a real fuck story."
by mark sauerhoefer July 1, 2005
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Belly Fuck

1) The process of having sex with a fat chick in the Naval. 2) Drawing out before ejaculation and letting it flow over a chick's belly.
by M.R. March 21, 2003
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Fuck Yeah

What someone shout's after they have accomplished something amazing!
Kiersten : You want to fuck my tight pussy don't you Chad?
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhh! Now Cum All Over Me!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMM! Yummy! Good Boy!
Chad : Fuck Yeah!
by SlopNChop March 30, 2017
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Sympathy Fuck

When you have sex with someone just to cheer them up. Most often in cases of boredom. Comes with no strings attached or emotional investment.
Guy 1: Why did you have sex with Jill?

Guy 2: I was bored and her dog just died.

Guy 1: Oh, so it was a sympathy fuck.
by creativedude92 June 11, 2011
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Fucking Christ

An expletive, possibly the most aesthetically pleasing in the English language. A multi-purpose phrase commonly used as an expression of anger, pain, frustration, wonderment or disbelief.
After stumping his toe on the hearth, grampa screamed, "Fucking Christ!".

"Fucking Christ" the teacher inaudibly sighed as Susie answered "Louis Armstrong" when asked who the first man on the moon was.

After her first sexual tryst, Maxine rolled over and in a long exhale, uttered "Fucking Christ..." as she sank into the bed.
by J-Hova September 3, 2006
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fuck flaps

Her fuck flaps looked like a mound of old lunch meat.
by berserker256 May 17, 2003
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titty fuck

when a man takes his bodacious dong and shoves it in between the tits and moves in an upward motion
Chad: Hey nance wanna come over tonight? Iĺl give you a good titty fuck.
Nance: OH YES! CHAD YOU SEXY MAN!
Chad: Here comes big chubby!

Nance: oohohohohohohoh MMMMMMMMMMMM UHUHUHUUUHUH
Chad: im gonna cum!
by FaZed_CatNip March 19, 2019
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