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facebook mom

69 yrs old karen who always posts minions memes on facebook and she also always smokes drugs
facebook mom: GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!1 goes back to posting random shit on her facebook lol
by juddily June 30, 2022
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Facebook

An ancient form of communication made by a lizard man, used by people over the age of 50 who don't know what it even truly is.
Person 1: Have you heard of Facebook?

Person 2: No.
by EyeSocketEater April 17, 2022
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Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 3, 2014
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The Facebook Problem

A website founded meant to attract thousands of visitors, therefore ruining the internet.
Random Person: Justin Bieber Facebook Abc Rebecca Black; wait a second this is The Facebook Problem.
by Biblo elf September 5, 2011
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FACEBOOK

Moderators of FACEBOOK are actually in no position to determine what is correct speech or not, since they are by no means objective as their biased userid suspensions and deletions indicate they are highly liberally biased. Zuckerburg's elitists, as they consider themselves to be, in fact are just puppets who are able to control in some capacity opinions or even facts that people wish to express, and yet they are nothing more then brainwashed tools and fools controlled by those with funds and political power who wish to control this society. It is actually socialistic censorship.
Yup, FACEBOOK has been on the liberally biased, politically correct and socialist movement for some time now. Expect to have your post deleted if it doesn't agree with their democratic ideologies.
by Lawrence C. Major in Omaha August 8, 2021
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Facebook

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.
grandmother: download little daughter Facebook is the application of the moment. Granddaughter: Grandma, you're already 50 !!
by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020
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Facebook depressed

A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.
Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?

Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011
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