Doubting Dragon

A phenomenon where someone believes they haven't taken a hit, because the draw was so smooth; resulting in the smoker performing the Doubting Dragon, where smoke billows from their nostrils and mouth whilst voicing these concerns.
*Takes massive hit*
Smoker: "Oh no, I didn't get anything!? Did it work??"
*Meanwhile, smoke is billowing out of their nostrils and mouth like a Doubting Dragon *
by sCotLandtheBrave December 29, 2016
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Alaskan Fire Dragon

The act of taping a sexual partner's mouth closed, and unleashing the wettest, stankiest diarrhea into their mouth, and then tickling them until it comes out of their nose.
I loved watching my uncle give my little brother the Alaskan Fire Dragon.
by ACBomb April 13, 2022
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DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.
by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021
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spicy dragon

When you're cutting up a bunch of spicy peppers and accidentally touch your junk before washing your hands.

Alternatively, if a woman does the same to a man while giving a hand job.
I gave myself a spicy dragon after making my famous Camarones a la Diabla.

Juanita makes some great Chile rellenos, but last time she gave me the spicy dragon afterward! I had to soak my Willie in milk for an hour!
by m0nk3ym0k3 July 21, 2018
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Frank The Dragon

Right after you cum in a girl's mouth you plug her nose and hit the back of her head making your cum blow out of her nose
Hey guys last night I just gave someone Frank The Dragon
by rondo quando May 14, 2022
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dragon year

a year that corresponds with the fifth animal sign in the Chinese zodiac and occurs once every 12 years.
The dragon year has really got off to a bad start.
by Goddess of the universe October 17, 2015
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Luck Dragon

The little bit of jizz that comes out sometimes when you pee after having sex.
Better grab some Plan B, babe. I just dropped a Luck Dragon.
by 5kin5uit December 10, 2022
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