Candle cream

Sperm which is shot directly into a vagina without leakage

“He just candle creamed I think I’m pregnant”

by Applebottomtop November 06, 2022

cream dinner

A plate of seman

"I'm ganna give her a cream dinner tonight!"

by immunesafe November 05, 2013

ice cream feet

When your floor is as chilly as a marble slab creamery, and it freezes your feet. (For example Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream chain that uses a cold marble slab to prepare your ice cream as you watch.)

- "Damn, I was getting some water from the kitchen... Now I gots ice cream feet!" (best said while mischievously while placing your feet upon the warm legs of your significant other.)

by mugsydean April 10, 2020

i'll give you ice cream

Freezing your cum and and slapping it across your partners face!!!

Oh, you want ice cream? I'll give you ice cream...

by Furnace boy April 17, 2016

Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...

Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !

by Kevlanji May 30, 2019

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 March 19, 2016

The cream man

If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.

Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!

Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?

John: my balls hurt

by dickcheesefecalmatter January 02, 2022