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wet crayon paper 

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.
Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..

Chocolate Crayon 

Placing a burning crayon into somebody’s ass melting the cheeks together
Bro she tried to chocolate crayon me last night

Crapola Crayons 

Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”
Example 1

Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”

Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”

Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”

Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”

Example 2

“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”

chinese crayons 

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.
Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.

Mama Crayon 

Mama Crayon is the God of all crayons, it is very powerful. If you anger Mama Crayon, she will find where you live and lick your toes while you are sleeping.
Mama Crayon visited my room last night, All hail MAMA CRAYON
Mama Crayon by Vedava July 31, 2022

Jessica Cray 

A wonderful Alex Werner-hating woman from South West Philadelphia
You know that Jessica Cray girl? She’s so nice!”
Jessica Cray by Mckyp123 August 16, 2022