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Boner

This is how its used in a sentence for mistakes ... OOPS I MADE A BONER. And this is how its used for erection... Me: watches porn: My girlfriend looks at sheets: lol u have a boner
by inkyy February 22, 2021
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Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…
by Callindeecee December 2, 2021
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Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.
Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me
by Ctoff February 17, 2024
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boner

Good job boner! -Dani
by nickyagami123 September 23, 2022
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Cringe Boner

Deriving pleasure from someone saying or doing something awkward or embarrassing.
That guy is so awkward and annoying, but watching him gives me such a cringe boner.
by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018
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Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.
Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.
by delta1135 August 12, 2011
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Boner

When a man finds something sexually attractive and gets hard and wants it.
Lola: Are you getting a boner from looking at that?
??: yeah. Those bag of oranges look pretty sexy.
by Definition of definition April 11, 2022
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