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Jesus Piece

A man’s genitals, specifically the shaft
Girl throw throw those yams on my Jesus piece
by Jahnutz August 3, 2024
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Ex Jesus

Alex cut his long hair so now he’s ex jesus
by Starbellied July 30, 2023
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Jesus

Y/n : Hey I just read 18+ wattpad!
Dude: You need Jesus
by Sus jay September 8, 2021
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Jesus Apex

1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)

2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth
1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex

2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours
by twatwaffle3000 February 4, 2017
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Jesus

“jesus is our savior
by jesus🎀 February 18, 2021
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emilia the son of jesus

emilia the son of jesus is one of a kind, they r born out of a cows udders and are very rare they also worship pitbull
emilia the son of jesus came out of a cows udder
emilia the son of jesus was going out
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Jesus

Sexy ass mother fucker I wanna rail so hard him and someone named Moussa were in bed last night
Jesus is super sexy

Moussa: Ikr!

Julissa: wow I’m so mad
by Moussa The moose January 12, 2022
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