hippie liberal douche bag

a person that usually resides in the bay area that tries to force you to live under their rules of life and can't understand why you hate them. they also think its still the 1960's and havent had a hair cut or bath since then.

If that hippie liberal douche bag trys to peel 1 bumber sticker off the back of their Volvo it'll fall apart.

by lil connor the anchor April 10, 2006

Full Throttle Douche Bottle

A person who is such a douche, that they totally blow all other douches out of the water. To be the king of all douches. To be a douche bottle in the most extreme sense of the term.

"That dude is real shitbag."
"Yeah, he's a Full Throttle Douche Bottle for sure."

by Agent472007 July 26, 2010

one-man-douche-circus

A way to describe someone who has made a fool of himself/herself in the past, or is generally an unlikable or moronic person.

I hope Jason doesn't come sit with us at lunch. That guy is a one-man-douche-circus.

by hooptey November 18, 2004

Fuck Off Douche Bag

It means GET THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!!!!!!

Cop: Hey do you mind if we search your house for evidence???

Gacy: You got a warrant???

Cop: .............

Gacy: Fuck Off Douche Bag!!!!!!!

by Lord Eric The 1st February 25, 2011

Douche Dick Fuck Stick

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

by Forbesgirlgolfers November 5, 2019

You can't fix douche

When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.

Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.

by kajoe June 16, 2011

bag-o-douche

Verb/ bag-o-douched

1.To put a gay man in a bag.

2.To strangle someone gay with a bag that has a douche in it.

1.That guy just got bag-o-douched

2.Guy1:"Did you just see dat nigga bag-o-douche that motha honkey!?"
Guy2:"Helllz yhea! Now he's gota go wipe the blood off his face!"

by Dillon Hurd, Andy Weber March 21, 2008