PORN

Uhhhhhhh.... really why did uyou look this up annyways?

Mom: Why is there Porn in your history
Son: RRRRUUUUUNNNN!!!
jumps out window and kermits suicide

by [e-mail] June 2, 2018

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

Porn Shorts

A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.

For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.

by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025

jon porn maximum auramodus

Gay ass motherfucker who eats his own smegma and jerks to p diddy and his big ass baldie head. In his freetime he fucks dogs and acts like a furry for 5 bucks.

This guy is very jon porn maximum auramodus.

by Crissysmegma December 2, 2024

Gay Furry Hentai Porn

Weird ass shit that you look at when your bored if your fucked up mentally

FBI 1: Yo bro this guys looking up porn!
FBI 2: What type?
FBI 1: Gay Furry Hentai.
FBI 2: dies of weirded out
Gay furry hentai porn is 2 gay furrys fucking but animated like anime.

by CatTesticle January 4, 2025

Masturbatel Porn

When you watch porn on the tv, then copy or similarly masturbate or touch yourself like the porn actress/actor.

Maia started moaning as she fingered her pussy when on the tv, her favorite porn star Kaylee J fingered herself as well. To Maia’s delight, they both orgasmed at the same time. Boy, did Maia like masturbatel porn.

by KhloeAshton November 23, 2018

Porn

Something you should watch ten times a day.

Jd just watched porn for the 10th time today.

by Jdoster7 March 11, 2021